At a recent Hastings Board of Trustee meeting, Hastings Mayor Swiderski shockingly assured 'sub-rosa hunters' that Hastings deer will remain safe for consumption, ignoring that hunting in Hastings on Hudson is illegal.
Hastings resident, Tim Downey, expressed concerns that if deer were to receive immunocontraception (the latest proposal that Swiderski is now floating) what Downey termed "responsible hunters" would withdraw from the area due to fears of tainted venison. Mr. Downey went on to warn that deer which these "responsible hunters" have been 'taking year in and year out' would result in a rise in the deer population if they were to withdraw. Mayor Swiderski assured Downey that as far he was aware the deer were safe for consumption, in essence encouraging illegal hunting in the village of Hastings. The Mayor went on to acknowledge the Greenburgh Report (commissioned by Hastings), which makes claim that 'sub rosa' hunting does go on in Hastings, the report suggesting that the majority of hunters are in fact local police officers and volunteer firemen. The report stating that this on going hunting is evidence that illegal 'sub rosa' hunting is a safe practice in Hastings.
Letters from alarmed residents have begun circulating about Hastings, with concerns that Hastings Mayor Swiderski's desire to kill deer has now trumped the law itself. SWIDERSKI'S THIRST FOR DEER KNOWS NO BOUNDS